Dear spiders in room 101,
During the last two months you have decided to make my classroom your home. This, while understandable given your small brain, the hot and humid environment, and lack of human activity, is completely unacceptable behavior. I demand an immediate evacuation of the premises. Should you decide to defy my orders, I will have to annihilate you and all your friends by tomorrow afternoon. I strongly advise you to relocate as I do not enjoy the termination process for 8 legged crawly creatures.
Sincerely,
Ruth Vann, Teacher of young minds and room 101 occupant
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