One gray Netherland Dwarf rabbit. Dangerous pest! Sharp teeth!
Verdict:
GUILTY!
1 count of reckless chewing... specifically chewing of the ends of dresses in the closet.
Booked: March 2nd, 2013 at 7:51 AM.
BEWARE: Rabbit will pretend to be "burrowing" through hanging clothes in the closet. Do NOT be fooled. Rabbit desires fabric to chew. Untold numbers of items have already been damaged.
SENTENCE: Subject to cage incarceration for approximately 1/2 of the day and stern reprimand by rabbit shepherd.
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